Miss Tess


sometimes I wish I was 4″ tall
May 17, 2008, 3:13 pm
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If I was 4″ tall I could have as much fun on a koosh ball as this bird is:

Maybe something exciting later. Or not.  Or a giant koosh ball. Or not.



One Last Thing
May 16, 2008, 11:59 am
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Okay, I’m going to get on with my day. I need to eat breakfast and shower to prepare for the onslaught of perverted comments I’m going to get on my blog because of my last post. WordPress is awesome because it leads people to your blog in ways that I don’t understand, but at the same time it can get spammy. I’ve had weird comments on tutu’s and hair, so I’m sure pen.is will be even worse.

But whatevs. Who cares when this meme is in existence:

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Popped Collars
May 16, 2008, 11:39 am
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I participate in a street fashion group on flickr called wardrobe_remix. It’s become quite big and popular which is awesome, but it’s attracted quite a few perverts. I’ve personally had cowboy boot, cardigan, tights, and apron fetishists which I kind of get and don’t usually block them unless they are disgusting, demeaning or rude, or have pictures of their penis and ONLY their penis on their stream. Nothing against penis’s, I just think it seems rather single minded to have one thing on your stream, I wouldn’t talk to you long if all you talked about was your penis. Plus, hey, you don’t go whipping your penis out to a total stranger? Unless you are at burning man or something and I think that’s about the same as a handshake. But that’s a case of know your audience and respecting people’s wishes.

Anyway, one day there was a guy going around to the gals pics and saying “You’re hot, but you’d be hotter if your collar was popped.” or “What would you do if someone came up behind you and popped your collar?” I guess I’m not open minded enough, I seriously don’t get what’s hot about a popped collar. He harassed a lot of girls for about 2 weeks, then disappeared never to be heard of again. So, on that note, heres a great popped collar chart for you.

song chart memes
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And now for a chart made by me, hopefully with proper spelling! (click clicky so you can read the words)

I didn’t include the 2x I said penis in the graph, and the extra times I said penis (2x) to explain that. All in all this is a 900% increase in the times I’ve written about..well, you know….



Mr Spock
May 16, 2008, 11:10 am
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A dude couchsurfing with me clued me into Nerf Herder a week or so ago, how awesome is the song!

I kind of like how the band member who plays spock is a bit hipster looking with those big black glasses, it really makes sense to me for some reason. Maybe I should eat breakfast.  I also think that i need to revisit my desire for a Star Trek uniform.



Bollywood Radness
May 15, 2008, 2:05 am
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This clip from “Pennin Manathai Thottu” is I think right up there with the best things I’ve seen recently. It’s not quite obsessive material, but I do watch it every few days and I’m just as mesmerized. The Song is “Kalluri Vaanil” and the stars are Prabhu Deva and Jaya Sheel. Prepare to be blown away.

Wow. Just. Wow. It starts of all Top Gunny (is that the movie? Brain is melted) then turns into, what it is! The highlights for me start around 2:15. First he seems to grab her inappropriately. Then they do some dirty dancing. Then, if you are up to speed on Tunak Tunak Tun, you will recognize the “play the sitar” move. And I love her sweet voice, his scraggly dress, and well just everything.

I’m going to bed now to dream about moving to India and becoming a Bollywood Star.



Doodle for Google
May 14, 2008, 12:37 pm
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Google is running a competition for school kids on designing a new google…logo? Is it a logo? That thing that they change every day. Anyway, it’s kind of cute.

This is my fav:

Go here to cast your vote

PS the k-3 age group are better at drawing than I am.



I’ll have a Rawberry, please

I need to be uncomfortably energetic.



I like Ketchup but not as much as Catsup
May 14, 2008, 12:03 am
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Wow. nearly 17 hours of working strait. I have so much more to do but I’m beginning to get delirious. Which is why I’m posting this delightful video:

I don’t know how or why I found it, but it’s oddly amusing. Those cats are going ape shit for that ketchup! Maybe it’s tunu ketchup or something. That sounds kinda gross. Not nearly as gross as that one time when I thought grilled cheese sandwich with Cajun mustard and sardines would be a good idea. It wasn’t.

PS Cajun mustard is the shiznit, but I haven’t been able to touch it since that disastrous day nearly 3 months ago.



Yes, this is my real hair
May 13, 2008, 1:43 pm
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This is my real hair. I get the world’s best bedhead.
365 Clown Hair

Plus, and added benefit is that I scare small children. bwa hahaha



Loldogs
May 13, 2008, 11:32 am
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I have no clue how I totally missed “I can has hotdog”. Send me to the corner now.

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Ah, the classic “Party Foul” joke with cute dogs. Perfect.