Miss Tess

….get the impression that icanhascheezburger.com is talking to you? I do.

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1 million years ago my friend Heather’s husband Thomas had us watch this amazing video.  We of course enjoyed it immensely and watched it a million times. See if you can spot such famous dance moves as the “Play the Sitar” and the “Ride the Camel”.

A few days ago I was hosting a couchsurfer and he mentioned the “Indian Elvis” and after some searching I realized he was talking about this. Then last night, it was in my super bizarre dream ( I think I met Mr. Tunak) so I thought it was time to record it as something that I endorse as amusing.

Maybe not totally, but this hilarious video woke me up faster than the tea in front of me that is threatening to remove the top layer of skin from my tongue.

I know we don’t know each other very well, but I am/was totally obsessed with attending ROFLcon this year.  I eventually made it there and it’s a relatively amusing story but we’ll wait until I’m not staying up until 3 am editing pictures and working on my website. It makes writing every sentence a small feat of endurance. I don’t think I have the stamina for a full on story.

Anyway, I saw this today on the ROFLcon blog and there is just something about this bouncy man leading a bunch of uncoordinated people (sorry people, it looked that way from here) in a dance, while a man in a colorful suit works on his laptop. I’m sure he was doing something extremely important (say, recording this for the internet) but it’s still funny.  And it got me to wake up a bit so yay.

And next year, for ROLFcon I’m going to be so much better prepared. I want to be one of those uncoordinated people in the stand, thank you very much.

Whoa, I just stumbled upon this super fun site, Graph Jams! I’m not entirely certain how I found it, probably someone super hip clued me in.

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I can really relate to this last one. Except replace “when I’m late for work” with “when I’m late for a docter’s appointment”, and add another section for “number of funeral processions”. And then I’ll apend it with this chart:

The chart isn’t all that great, but it was incredibly satisfying to break my annoyances into a graph. I think I should do this more often.

ETA: OMFG I can’t spell, please note that recptionisht is actually spelled receptionist. I’ve gotten totally addicted to spell-check-as-you-type that I can’t spell anymore. I may even make a new category for misspellings. . .hmm…

In exhibit a Maxine demonstrates how not to ride a bicycle:

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PS Velo-cat-oure should not be confused with Velo-cou-ture