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And this commerical proves it!
I laughed. And that’s all I have to say about that. I have a headache and I’m hungry. All I really want to do is eat a fetus cookie but I’m out of milk to make some, oh yah..and I don’t have a fetus cookie cutter 
Why is my life so horrible???
Hopefully I can get away from my crafty bastards booth and see them!!!
A George Brownridge, you’re such a cad!
I wonder if he secretly took credit for pleasuring those women when he was talking to his pals in the locker room or something. I totally would.
It wasn’t a stork small, cute, impressionable child:
I’ve seen this a bunch of times and I can’t help but laugh and snort. Fortunately I work from home and my cat doesn’t give a shit how I behave so long as I provide a warm lap for her to sit on.
Get ready to laugh!!
My favorite line, “And your name shall be Sharon, for that is a good name for an assistant.” I spent about 4 hours the other night watching these clips so I have a few more up my leave.
Posting will likely be light this week, I’m head to Atlanta for a big show so I’m spending the next 2 days busting my ass to make up for all the work I didn’t do for the past month.
Bad bad bad girl. For not posting yesterday I should be punished. Like these people!
My friend Claire pointed out this charming video the other day, and my head is spinning with the excitement of it. I camp with the *fucking awesome Anti-M and her “Home for Wayward Art” at burning man, and the thoughts of a swear jar for the camp seemed like so much fun! It was decided that you had to put something, anything really so long as it’s not sticky, in the jar if you walk past naked. Simple as that. I’m excited. Time to go find a really *fucking huge 10 gallon pickle jar are something.
*getting a head start since I’m not naked right now
I don’t have tv, but I when I see a clip of “The Soup” I usually laugh.
I really wasn’t aware of this “Yo Gabba Gabba” kids show until my couchsurfer Matt pointed it out to me last night.
Ooooooh boy. What a trip. Is this really for kids, or for people who are really really really high??? I dunno, but it’s funny!! There are 1,000’s and 1,000’s of remix clips, homages, etc on youtube but I thought it one was pretty cute:
New objective: get on Yo Gabba Gabba. Guest star, costuming…either is fine with me.
One more thing, let’s just say “There’s a party in my tummy and everyone is invited”
Yummy yummy. Yummy yummy yummy!
Now THIS is a website after my own heart. It’s called I Have A Theory and it’s for you, the reader, to submit YOUR theories on why things are. My personal favorite is:
Morley Safer is actually a 6000 yr old Babylonian wizard. He wears a crystal around his neck that sucks the life from his interviewees and lives in a ziggurat in the sewers of New York City.
Bwahahahahha!!! What a perfect theory!! Sound like the sort of things that happens when you are intoxicated…
“noo..dude. I got a better one. No i’m serious okay. Just a sec…so, like, Morley Safer. . .”
In the spirit of participation I’ll write a theory of my own that may or may not be based on reality: “If you are at a sports/boob/meat market bar and you are arguing with someone about whether Terri Gross is a journalist and whether Carl Kasell is god or not…. maybe, just maybe, you should have stayed at home and watched “Prairie Home Companion” and went to bed at 10 instead of going on that pub crawl.”
Feel free to join in with your opinion on the matter.
ETA: I just read Carl Kasell’s wiki entry and discovered he’s from North Carolina which brings me to my next theory, “National Public Radio is actually North Carolina Public Radio. Every time I tuned in to ANY show there is at least one caller or guest from North Carolina.” I swear. It’s true. And this new discovery about Carl Kasell proves it. Most listeners of Public Radio are from Charlotte NC to be specific.
Since it’s Sunday I thought I’d give you a nice Religious Message. Minute 1:15 is when it starts, but watch the rest to get hyped up for it:
GOD BERRY!!!!!!!! BRB, I’m going to win at ARRTTTT!!! (shoots off in a rainbow)
(from the same people that brought you powerthirst one, silly)
If I was 4″ tall I could have as much fun on a koosh ball as this bird is:
Maybe something exciting later. Or not. Or a giant koosh ball. Or not.
PS John had a great point. This bird is not only having a ball, he is having koosh ball.
I participate in a street fashion group on flickr called wardrobe_remix. It’s become quite big and popular which is awesome, but it’s attracted quite a few perverts. I’ve personally had cowboy boot, cardigan, tights, and apron fetishists which I kind of get and don’t usually block them unless they are disgusting, demeaning or rude, or have pictures of their penis and ONLY their penis on their stream. Nothing against penis’s, I just think it seems rather single minded to have one thing on your stream, I wouldn’t talk to you long if all you talked about was your penis. Plus, hey, you don’t go whipping your penis out to a total stranger? Unless you are at burning man or something and I think that’s about the same as a handshake. But that’s a case of know your audience and respecting people’s wishes.
Anyway, one day there was a guy going around to the gals pics and saying “You’re hot, but you’d be hotter if your collar was popped.” or “What would you do if someone came up behind you and popped your collar?” I guess I’m not open minded enough, I seriously don’t get what’s hot about a popped collar. He harassed a lot of girls for about 2 weeks, then disappeared never to be heard of again. So, on that note, heres a great popped collar chart for you.
more song chart memes
And now for a chart made by me, hopefully with proper spelling! (click clicky so you can read the words)
I didn’t include the 2x I said penis in the graph, and the extra times I said penis (2x) to explain that. All in all this is a 900% increase in the times I’ve written about..well, you know….
